Slytherin Defense Squad
Hey call me Hannah or by one of my muses! 21. Lady, maybe, or host? I find I really don't mind (Genderfluid He/She/They). Constantly exacerbated by the conflation of paganism with satanism. Dangan ronpa, kingdom hearts, other video games, D. Gray-man, horror, fashion, harry potter and personal blogging! PLEASE NO CHAIN LETTERS.
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riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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Considering officially going as Bi bc I p much am only romantically attracted to ladies and NB folks but then like On Occasion shit happens and theres a dude I’m potentially interested in but like

I can never imagine it being serious or evolving into actual romance but idk if thats just cause I haven’t seen a guy I’m THAT into in 100 years or I genuinely don’t like dudes enough to get with one again so I’m like help

Bi Flexible….

But on the other hand

if I’m ace bi genderfucker I can be 

The Mythical Trifecta of Non-Existence!





I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

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Playing a Bethesda game like


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if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497





i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

this is why the internet was invented.


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this scene looks even more pathetic in 3D


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when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like


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JK Rowling said she would have made Seamus/Dean canon but she felt it would be distracting from the main trio

Literally how much space do you need to have a line about Dean asking Seamus to the Yule ball

Look, I’ll try

"Parvati had tried to ask Dean to the ball, but he told her he was going with Seamus instead."


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i identify with fight club a lot because i also like to express my nonconformity through traditional masculine violence and misogyny. it really goes against what society wants me to do. no wait

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7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:


  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

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um, well… if you really want to…



repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 

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